whuuut? Charlie’s in there on the bed where dad usually is, why don’t you go ask her?
Ajax! Chill out already! Do you need to go find some of Bull Taco’s hidden stash to calm your nerves? I’m sure that Charlie didn’t eat dad, and if she did, we need to go check it out; he had some stocky legs, so I’m sure she left some bones to gnaw on… why don’t we go ask her?
Ajax, you spaz; he’s not gone, he’s just in the bathroom. I’m keeping his spot warm until he gets back. Have you been digging in the trash again? Maybe found some coffee grounds? You’re WAY too jacked up for a Saturday morning.
(Dad) sometimes I wish I were a cat person.