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Vini, Vici, Velcro…

I came, I saw, I stuck around…

09:57; realize that dad is in The Chair; begin my ascent of Mt Dad; upon attaining the summit, claim my dominance by immobilizing his arms, begin liberally coating his face with dog spit, occasionally hooking a nostril with a canine.

10:03 hear mom rattle some plastic in the kitchen; with no regard for dad’s tender vegetation, leap from the chair to investigate.

10:05 notice that dad has almost finished wiping dog spit from his face, apply a second layer;  lather, rinse, repeat.

10:09 dad needs company in the shower, and I need a partial spa day after romping through the ditch, a win-win situation as far as I’m concerned

10:15 wait to get out of shower to shake, starting with popping my ears, working my way south…

10:17 …finish with my tail. After the bathroom is thoroughly moistened, go shovel-heading around the house until I realize that mom has just put a clean comforter on the bed; hooray for me! Mom is not pleased

10:22 Max looks waaaay too smug and comfortable, a situation that calls for an appearance of Ninja Dog; Max is not pleased.

10:25  Mia the Spazcrobat proves to be a more worthy adversary; hilarity ensues.

10:31 it appears things are winding down… NOT! Dad uses The Voice (I think he means it this time)

 10:38 a refreshing drink from the porcelain bowl; again, The Voice.

10:45 everybody finally situated in their respectful territories on the bed, dad relegated to the barren wasteland of the far eastern territories; lights out.

10:52 interrupt sex life

10:52.5 banished to the floor; I will have my revenge, in this life or the next.

 11:08 click, click, click down the hall, pause, click, click, click back down the hall, slurp, slurp, nibble, nibble, heavy sigh,long pause… slurp, slurp, slurp DANG IT, DOG, WILL YOU EVER CALM DOWN?!?

11:17 back on the bed; dad is such a pushover. Good night, John Boy…   

 

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  1. Red Maryann Cook Godbey

    Charley is such a good story teller! Bahahaha

  2. Darling Nikki

    Lmao! Love it! You always make my day!

  3. Luke Sherwood

    Charlie, you have a mad and nutty life at the lather rinse and repeat is a fun thing my girl looooves to do, especially pre bed, and she must do the ears for some mad reason.

  4. Cute Dog Pics

    posts like this are why I like this page

  5. Jeanne Mancinelli

    Love your stories Charlie. Great way to start my Friday. Thanks!

  6. Terry Weidert

    OMG. Needed a laugh at the salt mine today

  7. Deb Silva

    Happy Charlie Bravo Day!!!!

  8. Tracie L Richards

    Tee hee! Always entertaining!

  9. Leigh Pevreal

    That’s gotta be the best one yet! Book two in the making 😉

  10. Lisa Taylor

    Charlie your so funny I look for all the casa action everyday it really brightens my day thank you

  11. Lee DeWolfe

    Are you sure that you and Lucky aren’t more closely related?? As I am certain your Dad thinks you are such a comedian the way I say Lucky is….as she seems to always have ‘perfect’ comedic timing…NOT!!! LOL, luvin’ me sum pupz!! Go Charlie Girl! P.s. I love the smile you have in this photo…(truth told, I am thrilled that you are such a happy completely loved girl now after your initial start in life)!

  12. H Marie Goodermuth

    Oh Charlie,You make my day with your posts.Love them.

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