Hey I was just a skinny dog
A plastic crate was my gulag
But I knew life was beyond my Cell Block C, huh
Now I’ve got a big black fanny
My transformation was uncanny
Big bad daddy, you made royalty out of me
Hey hey!
C’mon!
Oh, we gona hit the road tonight
Oh, following that round headlight
Oh, gonna let my tongue hang out
Fat bottomed dog,
I make the spinning wheels go ’round
Now I go riding across the land
Even where my breed is banned
I cruise every blacktop byway on the way, hey
Those that deride that I may ride
Can kiss me on my big backside
I may stop sometime, today is not that day
C’mon!
Oh, we can hit the road tonight
Oh, following that round headlight
Oh, gonna let my tongue hang out
Fat bottomed dog,
I make the spinning wheels go ’round!
Happy Charlie Bravo Day!
