I have to make one thing perfectly clear: regardless of what Charlie might think, the characters in this song are strictly fictional, and are in no way representative of actual inmates of the Casa del Whackos.
(Neighborhood of G, fellas)
She’s a beautiful big black baby
And people think she’s such a lady
But the things she does in bed are just so wrong
I realize it doesn’t matter
That it makes me madder than a hatter
Her will, not mine, as she is so headstrong
I’d give a million dollars
For just one night I don’t have to holler
Oh my life has become a country song
As she engages in her hygeine
In her desire to keep her loins clean
It’s hard get to sleep at night
she licks her butthole all night long.
All night long
It goes on and on
If I thought it would impede her access
I’d buy her her own thong
moist sounds are never ending
My chance at sleep is still pending
It’s hard to get to sleep at night
She licks her butthole all night long
three AM she starts a bitchin’
So I stumble towards the kitchen
Her whining wakes up the snoring throng
Giving them what I’d been preparing
Who can eat with six dogs staring?
They stampede outside to pee upon the lawn.
I have to wait though I’m so tired
So they have all the time required
In the kitchen not the bed where I belong
The sound of all their toenails clicking then a cacaphony of licking
It’s hard to return to sleep at night
they lick their buttholes all night long.
All night long
All night long
If a tree falls on the forest
And I don’t hear it am I still wrong?
There ain’t no other way to say it
Her will’s the the only way to play it
It’s hard to get to sleep at night
She licks her butthole all night long.
She has to slather me with slobbers
And with her tail me head she clobbers
Long before I hear the sound of first birdsong
I guess I should admit it
She ain’t never gonna quit it
It’s hard to get up in the morning
She licks her butthole all night long.
All night long
So socially wrong
Although sometimes I would be elsewhere
Right here’s where I belong
Her coat is black and shiny
But you ought to see her heiney
It’s hard to get any sleep at night
She licks her butthole all night long
