Twas the night before Charkmas 2020
2020 Twas the night before Charkmas at the Casa del Whackos Four feet in my back from a dog that's so blackos And mom running her chainsaw way off to…
Royalty is obnoxious
Who knew that royalty could be so obnoxious? Sure, I guess the Tudor's tended to be a bit boisterous, what with all the beheading and other anti-social activity going on,…
2020 is Hindsight
Dad here, speaking up in defense of 2020. I dislike bullies so much that I even feel a bit of pity for a span of days that every one seems…
Black Bottom Girl
Hey I was just a skinny dog A plastic crate was my gulag But I knew life was beyond my Cell Block C, huh Now I've got a big black…
The Thin Blue Line
Dad here; hate is a very strong word, and words mean things. I would like to say that I have no hatred for anyone, but "bullies" are a breed I…
A tribute to the Scruffmeister
I don't mean to be that guy that milks every bit of sympathy from a tragic situation in a cry for attention. But I'm also that guy that rides around…
Night moves
Why do these situations always seem to happen at night? When I was a sprout spending time on my grandparents cattle farm, you could bet money that if a cow…
