Im not a fan of rap, but I am a fan of strut, and nobody struts their stuff like Kid Rock. As it says in 1 Charlie 1:1, “she that tooteth not her own horn getteth it not tooted”; the next verse reads “blessed are they which go around in circles, as they shall be called the big wheels”.
But what I really appreciate about the Detroit bad boy is under that preening, posturing exterior beats the heart of a genuinely good person. Do a Google search of his encounters with Downs kids, and I think you’ll be blown away; there is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it doesn’t warrant looking for the fault in any of us.
So in honor of Charlie Bravo Day, I’ll leave you with my version of a Kid Rock ballad…
Hit it, boys!
I was left in a crate, but now I’m free
Living it large is my le-ga-cy
I sleep where I want, sloppy drool I give
others do my bidding I’ll let them live,
I like Alpo, Old Roy, and Gravy Train
Whatever dad is eating is what I crave
Toilet water is a special treat,
Hemp flavored dog treats just can’t be beat,beat,beat,beat…
Welllllll…
Hey, hey,
I’m the Charlie, I’m the lady in black
Lift your paws in the air, let me see where you’re at
I said HEY, HEY,
(Let me see where you’re at)
I said HEY, HEY,
(My back needs a scratch)
Head out the window, breeze in my face
Rolling with the inmates I rock this place
Miss Ellie’s my home girl, she’s all the rave
But the back of the bike is what I crave
I’m back in black, I’m nationwide
Dad’s pride and joy, I’m bonafide
I like flouncing with Echo,and Mia too
Take a tinkle in the yard and a big doo doo doo doo doo…
Heyyyyy….
Hey, hey,
I’m the Charlie, I’m the lady in black
Lift your paws in the air, let me see where you’re at
I said HEY, HEY,
(Let me see where you’re at)
I said HEY, HEY,
(My back needs a scratch, scratch, scratch…)
Chark diem!
Hope your fire ant bites are feeling better!
I prefer Charlie to Kid Rock!!
We knew you could rock it.
That moment when you find yourself rapping to Charlie! Bahahahahahaha
ROFL!!!!
Hahah. That was epic
Is there a worldwide tour planned in the near future?
Hahaha! love it!
I love Kid Rock and you are so right, he is a really good man and a wonderful lover of this country and our military as well as his love of children..thanks for posting this, Have a great Friday 🙂
Charlie you are way better than Kid Rock!❤️❤️❤️
Love it. Charlie is really getting down these days.
I’m rollin’ in the floor Charlie, if I ever get up, I’ll rock on with you.
That was awesome! I was singing (mentally) to the tunes as I read the song. You have some talent lady!
I bet the kid would let Charlie tour with him lol !
This is awesome! And yes, I totally concur about Kid Rock. A friend ‘dragged’ me along to a show of his at Summerfest. I had NO idea how genuinely talented, funny and kind this guy really is. Blown away. I have seen him a few times since then and he puts on the BEST rock show I’ve ever seen. Don’t judge a book by its cover!
Kid Rock and Charlie Bravo – The Motorcycle Rescue Dog Story! Now that’s a pair I would pay money to see together!!! Love it!
Takoda said I had to post this for him. https://youtu.be/qMuA6Lw3Neg
Good stuff, Maynard!
Love it!!!!!!
That was awesome!!!!
Haha! That’s awesome and I love kid rock !
Stealing a quote from this … with proper credit given to CB, of course!
OMG…..HAHAHAHAHAHA……IVE SAID IT BEFORE..I’LL SAY IT AGAIN…..” YOU ROCK” or is that rap!
Awesome! Lol
OMG, That Good,,,,Hey,Hey..
Charlie, your daddy is amazing!! I’ll be singing your song all day! <3 YOU!!