Pawlms 23

Pawlms 23 KJV
1 The dogs are my masters; they shall not want.
2 They maketh me to lie down on the covers, they covereth my face with their slobbers.
3 They restoreth my roll: they stampede for the car when I would ride solo.
4 Yea, though I sojourn to the fridge in midst of the night, I will fear no evil: for they art with me; their bark and their bite they accompanieth me.
5 I preparest a repast before them accompanied by the sound of borborygmi; I anointest the vittles with leftovers, their bowl runneth over.
6 Surely canines and canettes shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the Casa of the Whackos for ever; selah.