The Charlie Bravo Story

Stuck in the middle with you

Well I don’t know why I try to lay here at night,

I get the feeling that the floor I’ll soon bite

I’m so scared I haven’t slept in two weeks

Clutching the mattress edge between my butt cheeks

Charlie’s to the left of me,

The hard floor to the right,  the other two

Stuck in the middle with you.

I dont know what I’m supposed to do

It’s the same thing when we camp in the tent

A motel with twin beds is money well spent

Charlie thinks a sleeping bag for one should sleep two

There’s no keeping her out, that much is true

She’s wedged to the left

I sleep crammed to the right, the other two

Stuck in the middle with you.

God forbid they should have to doo doo

It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,

When accusations of bed sheet stealing take place

They’re the only thing in bed I control

As to keep from falling out, to them I  hold

Charlie to the left of me

Yawning abyss to the right, the other two

Stuck in the middle with you.

The only thing that will cause you to budge

No matter how I poke, pry, or nudge

Is that unwelcome sound in the dark

Of one of your dogs starting to yark

Charlie to the left of me

Nothing to fear to my right,  pile of goo, which is

Stuck in the middle with you.

I’ll just bet you wish you’d thought this deal through…j


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