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The Ten Commandments of Charlie Bravo


Thou shalt have no other dogs before me.

Thou shalt not closeth the bathroom door.

Thou shall not utter the “G” word in vain (go?)

Be not miserly with the belly rubs, yea, continue on until I hearken “enough!”

Thou shalt not feign sleep when I would rise, neither shalt thou rise when I would slumber.

Thou shalt not replace carpet with wood flooring, as scooting without friction is merely smearing.

Thou shalt not commit adultery(if I cannot, why shalt thou?)

Thou shalt not giveth me of the dry bread of the burger, nor of the pickle, but of the beef and cheese thereof.

Thou shalt not close the lid on the porcelain bowl, that I might quench my thirst without so journeying across the wasteland  to the kitchen.

Be ever mindful that I saved you as you saved me, and testify accordingly.



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  1. Diane Keech

    I agree whole heartedly on the replacing carpet with flooring!

  2. Sandy Runyon Lough

    Yea, verily. Here endeth the lesson.

  3. Terry Hinds


  4. Deb Silva

    I still can’t believe there are only ten. LOL

  5. Beverly

    I like the tenth one the best.

  6. Dad

    These are just the first ten, there are innumerable edicts, canon laws, bylaws, decrees, and veiled threats that must be enforced as well

  7. Sabrina Dwyer

    Every time I read the commandments, I laugh til I cry! My dogs would agree with you 100%.

  8. Deb Silva

    I am still shocked that there are only 10 …

  9. Maria Dawybida Minerley

    These are great!! Charlie girl really knows how to lay down the law!

  10. Luke Sherwood

    I will deliver thy commandments to thy fluffies of the house.

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