…until tomorrow. Why, sayeth thou? Because I art the Charles, and I decree-eth it as such!
Uh, Charlie, don’t you think you need to clamber down from your high horse and come up with a better reason than a biblical sounding version of “because I said so?”
Cease and desist thine palavering, prating and pitiable pontificating! I will NOT have my judgement questioned by the vertically challenged chauffer of my royal chariot!
Mom, can you get Charlie a cup of coffee while you’re in the kitchen? I think she’s in one of her “moods”…
Actually, we have some honored guests visiting the Casa this weekend as well as some other amazing developments in Charlie’s saga, so we want to do the right thing and give that story the exposure it deserves, so tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode of “As the Chark burns…”
It’s always a party at the Casa!