let’s get this straight; I’m expected to scratch your butt while sitting on the toilet (me, not you), take you on motorcycle rides while you rupture my eardrums, sacrifice any semblance of a full night’s sleep so that you can change your mind every 5 seconds concerning sleeping arrangements, lay there and take it for as long as you deem necessary when you decide to go into a licking fit?
Right so far, dad; and what’s your point?
And for this treatment, you don’t have to share your squeaky ball or your rawhide chew toy, and any food that I eat has to be shared with you, although you snarf yours down without giving it a second thought?
Accurate in your assessment of the situation, as always, dad; what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine.
And do you view this as a fair and amicable arrangement, Charles?
Well, dad, I DID change your life, didn’t I? And as long as I’m around, your face will never go un-exfoliated or under-moisturized, your spot on the bed will always be pre-warmed, and weight gain will not be an issue, as I employ my patented “Guilt Gaze” after any trip through the drive-thru. You’ll never lack for a riding partner or road trip co-conspirator, and excessive “WELCOME HOME!!” celebrations will be performed every time you return to the Casa, even if it’s only from an extended journey into the uncharted wasteland of the back yard. So yeah, pops, maybe you’re right; it DOES sound a little one-sided.
(pause)
Charlie?
Yo, dad.
Sorry I brought it up; carry on.
The book:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HLJJZOO/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1468757767&sr=8-2&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=Charlie+Bravo+book&dpPl=1&dpID=51hdoiNh9QL&ref=plSrch
Love this!! <3
Sounds good to me dad.
That is fantastic!
She makes some very good points, but Miss CB – ahem…. *that* is NOT how ladies lie!!!!! 😛
Love this!!
Sunbath
Why was there even a need for this conversation Dad….you know she is queen of the Casa! Silly man
And please remember to share to if you care to!
Love to spread the love and joy of reading your book. Gladly shared
Sounds just perfect to me !
Love to see those white feet ❤
It’s hard to believe we thought they were brown for the first few months
I remember :(. I was so happy to see the stains dissappear!
and you wouldn’t have it any other way.
She was born for shannanigins ………..to make you smile! To make us all smile. Thank you for sharing her with us!
Your posts make my day love them
LOL!
Looks like she is waiting patiently(well kind of) for belly rubs and scratches.
She is the Queen…
Spoiled rotten.
This picture just shows how happy you are Charlie. My dogs do this too. We be of one family!
Perfect arrangement!
CB, I really like how you live ‘in the moment’, and relish each and every one of them. The past is a memory, the future is a dream, the present is life.
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it a present!
Yup summed it up just right!
A true Dog Lover!!
Poor unloved Charlie girl.. (NOT) You have never had it so good. lol
Charlie girl, plain to see who rules the roost but a girl has gotta do what a girls gotta do
Not very ladylike pose there, CB!!
That is exactly the point; I am the Charles!
Oh Charles, you silly,silly girl!