The Ten Commandments of Charlie Bravo
Thou shalt have no other dogs before me. Thou shalt not closeth the bathroom door. Thou shall not utter the "G" word in vain (go?) Be not miserly with the belly rubs, yea, continue on until I hearken "enough!" Thou shalt not feign sleep when I would rise, neither shalt thou rise when I would slumber. Thou shalt not replace carpet with wood flooring, as scooting without friction is merely smearing. Thou shalt not commit…
