It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. -Voltaire
I'm not too sure who this Voltaire fella is; I think he may have invented the first electric car back in the fifties or something, but I agree wholeheartedly with his quote. When dad and Zach released me from the crate, they had no choice but to leave me there while they rode the bikes home to retrieve the truck; I had no guarantee that they would or would not return. I remember resigning myself…
Houseguests at the Casa
Wookie the Redbone Hormone Storm and Princess Leia the Perpetually Shivering are spending the week at the Resort de la Whackos. More on their stories later, but dad's going to use this opportunity to roll out the Charlie Bravo channel on YouTube with the following embarrassing video of Wookie breaking my ankles; this was our first encounter and I underestimated the gangly oaf, a mistake I will NOT be making again! I also now have…
Blue Monday
We have houseguests at the Casa, a tiny chihuahua named Leia and a huge walking hormone storm, a redbone hound named Wookie. More on their story later, but the point is that things are busy at the Casa and a post wasn't forthcoming today. Then dad noticed today was "Blue Monday", and between that and the political rants last night on the Golden Globe "awards", I just had to counteract all this negativity. What is…
On a steel horse I ride
There is nothing I like better than the "G" word, "Go?". Dad tries to avoid saying it, as the immediate pandemonium it invokes is not for the faint of heart, but even him spelling it causes Max and I to lose control of our faculties. What is this canine fascination with going mobile? Some hypothesize that it's because that dogs are always excited about going somewhere new, an idea that I totally get, as everyone…
Snow Day!!!
...that just happens to coincide with Charlie Bravo Day? And mom hooked a sister up with a snazzy new ensemble to protect my brisket and tenderloins from the cold? I'll have to post later, as there is serious flouncing about to be accomplished immediately! It's always a party at the Casa, but this is ridiculous! (I couldn't agree more, Charlie; that "sweater" makes me think of an arctic Huggy Bear...-dad)
