The Charlie Bravo Story

The Gospel according to Charlie

The dad is my servant, I shall not want

I maketh him to lie down without covers, I hoggeth the bed with the others.

 He restoreth my roll: he taketh me on the motorcycle when he would ride solo.

 Yea, though I wreak havoc when others would slumber, I will fear no evil: for I am the Charlie; dad’s  bark and his bite, they amuseth me.

 He preparest a table before me in the presence of mine other inmates: he anointest my head with Frontline; the toilet bowl runneth over.

He leadeth me beside dewy grasses, and waiteth until I do my business, yea, even if I am eternally indecisive as to the ordained location.

He casteth me into outer darkness, only to letteth me back in with weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth, as I shall importunately charketh to the heavens until my will is fulfilled.

Verily I sayeth to thee, she that tooteth not her own horn getteth it not tooted.

 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the Casa del Whackos for ever.

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  1. Sherry Ralph Jadrnak

    “He anointeth my head with Frontline” Lolololololololol!

  2. Darling Nikki

    “Charketh to the heavens” Lol! Love you Charlie girl!

  3. Jennifer Jeppsen

    LOVE that pic! Beautiful face!

  4. Brandy Orange

    You have such a wonderful way with words!!

  5. H Marie Goodermuth

    Oh Charlie,that’s a good one.<3 you.

  6. Jennifer Minard

    Love you Charlie! You add inspiration to my day!

  7. Vicki Efurd

    THIS just made my day! Especially this line:
    Verily I sayeth to thee, she that tooteth not her own horn getteth it not tooted.
    Words to live by oh wise Charlie. <3

  8. Jeanne Mancinelli

    Blessed is she that can make the others laugh for she will always rule at the casa del wackos!

  9. Denise E. Wells

    Thank you Charlie !!! Just what I needed to get my day started…. Amen.

  10. Ann Ownsby-Scott

    Love this……a great way to start the day.

  11. Christina Totaro Renfer

    OMG, I see another book on the horizon…Pet Prayers by Charlie.

  12. Cindy Hopson Howe

    Good Morning Charlie……..Nice way to start the day.Have a great day!!!!!

  13. Cathy Brown

    Darn good writing, Charlie.

  14. Rita Wise

    …..and all Charlie’s people said…..amen!

  15. Ez Living Clotheslines

    See the love Charlie is exuding from his demeanor ! Thank you for rescuing him and bringing out the best of Charlie ! God bless.

  16. Marie A Mise

    Awwww! You, Charlie girl are so sweet and funny.

  17. Kim Fudge

    Good Morning Charlie… I love the smile… You are gorgeous baby girl. Enjoy the day…

  18. Terry Steele

    Charlie and dad. You continue to crack me up. I am beginning to think that Takoda picked up a lot from the Casa. Even the short time he was there. Sure hope we can get together sometime so we can thank you and have a Charlie and Takoda reunion. Yes, we are suckers for crazy

  19. Debbie Carr Holley

    When I look into that happy face it makes me grateful that they do not live in the past and carry that pain with them (thanks in BIG part to all of you), oh the lessons we can learn from them! Love reading your posts!

  20. Danielle Scott

    She looks pleased with herself. Great gospel, Charlie!

  21. Claudia Burris

    Nothing better than walking up to words from you Charlie . You maketh my morning !!❤️❤️

  22. Vicky Guth

    she looks a little rottweiler mixed in! what a great pic of her!

  23. Marijon Partlow

    That face has LUST for life all over it! <3

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  25. Maria Dawybida Minerley

    Charlie, you speaketh for all dogs, but especially mine!

  26. Debbie Vowels

    Absolutely love it!❤️

  27. Kathleen Glenn Pfeifer

    I think this is our new Favorite!! Ohhh …who is Takoda ? Trying to catch up what me missed out on for the last month … Love love you!

  28. Lonnie Withiam

    I can’t express enough how much i enjoy your posts and in awe for all you have done for these loving animals.

  29. Cynthia Finkbeiner Glazier

    I don’t know who’s luckier, dad or Charlie!

  30. Tracy Wamboldt

    Love it…..the gospel of charlie

  31. Claire Scholte

    Verily, oh Charlie
    Thou speaketh truth, and thy bark is worse than thy Beethoven

  32. Faith Kidwell

    LOVE LOVE LOVE that face !

  33. Anne Maddox

    Charlie I think we may be sisters from a different mom and dad!

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