A wise man never learns
A wise man learns from other's mistakes, an average man learns from his own mistakes, but a fool never learns. Obviously, I am a fool. Regardless of how I fight the system, I seem to always have at least two dogs on my person whenever I am anything resembling horizontal. Usually, one of these dogs is Charlie, who has the special talent of burying her bony elbow directly into my solar plexus while simultaneously lathering…