I told Dad my name today. Wait a minute. We haven't even been properly introduced. I'm from North Little Rock; I was dumped out on the side of the road, but to tell the truth, I really didn't care. Being left on my own is better than being chained up and ignored in the back corner of a hood rat's yard. I'm still not sure what the problem was; could it have been my bum…

Dad here; I was beginning to think that I had lost my mojo. It's almost like I can't function unless there's a windmill waving it's arms at me and action, warranted or not, must be taken. It's been awhile since in dog in distress has crossed my path, the last being Mr Stubb; and he disappeared a few weeks ago. It wasn't totally surprising, as that's kind of how he showed up, almost as much…

Shameless hussy (SHāmləs həsē) a: a girl or woman who behaves in a disrespectful or inappropriate way; b: a large black dog from the south who has an entirely too exalted view of herself and everyone else must pay the price. (See also "char‐le' brah-voh") If you disagree with this assessment, I would introduce as evidence into the record her reaction when she realizes that we are going for a motorcycle ride. More importantly, when…

The drizzled warrior trudged north across the wasteland, dragging his heavy load towards the Place of Burning. Guarding his flanks to the east and west ranged his dogs of war, their muscles flexing like wet otters as they crashed through the brush. If there had been anyone else on the continent at that time to witness the sight, it would have been terrifying. As this was not a normal hunt; it was obvious from the…

A wise man learns from other's mistakes, an average man learns from his own mistakes, but a fool never learns. Obviously, I am a fool. Regardless of how I fight the system, I seem to always have at least two dogs on my person whenever I am anything resembling horizontal. Usually, one of these dogs is Charlie, who has the special talent of burying her bony elbow directly into my solar plexus while simultaneously lathering…

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What is UP with THIS?... Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like that they could use a borderline scalding hot shower to wash this electronic scum off off of our collective backs? Or better yet, to take a dive into a icy mountain stream where the roar of the rapids can drown out the cacophony of crapola that they're slamming into our subconscious? I used to believe that what the Book of…