The Ten Commandments of Charlie Bravo
The following are the Ten Commandments as originally carried down from atop Mt Casa in the beginning: (Cue religious music) Thou shalt have no other dogs before me. Thou shalt not closeth the bathroom door. Thou shall not utter the "G" word in vain (go?) Be not miserly with the belly rubs, yea, continue on until I hearken "enough!" Thou shalt not feign sleep when I would rise, neither shalt thou rise when I would…