The Clarion Cry of the Lonesome Chark
Approximately 0300 hours this morning, mom arose, purportedly to let Mia and I do our "bidness", but we somehow we instead found ourselves incarcerated in the north wing of the Casa del Whackos, i.e. the dog yard. This will NOT do: I have been waaaaay too diligent for waaaaay too long on my fight to establish my territory on the bed to allow a setback like this to occur, so I did what I had…