Russian Collision

Dad here; last night I heard a terrible sound, the herking yerk of a canine who had evidently indulged in too much of a bovine diet. Not wishing my foot to discover the gelatinous mass at a later date and in the dark, I levitated out of the bed and into a pair of Adidas warm up pants. One fluid motion, never touching the floor in transit, a triple axle pirouette guaranteed to get a…

The Claire returneth

2300 hours at the Casa del Whackos ; the single tendril of smoke from a single coal of sage streams upwards before disappearing into a spiraling curve. Mom and her three wards are crashed inside the comforts of the Casa, while the rest of the posse is hanging out with me in the Cueva del Perro. For tonight is a night for celebration, albiet a quiet one; Claire Bear has came home. I always thought…

The Stubb

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Slobbers

There are some very good times and some not quite as good times at the Casa del Whackos. But usually the best times come at the most unexpected times, and this was the case tonight. Everyone had crashed early, and canine snores filled the air as dogs were sprawled everywhere it was most inconvenient. Great, I thought; I'll get a little writing done. Then I heard that all too familiar high-pitched whine, and feel that…

Recap

Yo dad, what’s up? Hey, Charlie! Just sitting here thinking about how much water has passed beneath the bridge in the years since the last book; it’s been quite the party hasn’t it? What are your thoughts on the matter? Well, I have heard that the ancient Chinese had a curse: “May you live in interesting times”, and recent times have been “interesting”, to say the least. For better or worse, there seems to be…

Butt squeezin’

What is UP with that place? And what place would that be, Ajax? Ohhhh... you mean (cue scary music) THE VET!!! You ain't never lied! Dad said something about making my butthole faster, or I wouldn't have agreed to go in the first place! Hold on there, Jax; how were you supposed to make your butt faster? I heard Dad tell Mom that he was going to have my anal glands expressed, so what was…

Four times

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing -George Bernard Shaw Every one asks about the Casa's fascination with the Zia, the symbol most commonly seen on the flag of New Mexico. The symbol is a circle that has four groups of four lines, extending from the top, bottom, left, and right sides of the circle. ... The circle in the middle of the rays ties the rays…
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