Dad here; when mom and I were first married and had not yet acted on the directive to be fruitful and multiply(well, we had acted, but the act had not borne fruit), she was determined to "change me" into a more civilized person. One of these changes involved me not drinking directly from the orange juice or tea container in the refrigerator. My reasoning was that as it was my our home, and only she…

Concerning Corona: Dad here: on a serious note, I often wonder if my knee jerk reaction to ignore the scare tactics of the politicians, the clergy, the media or anyone who would use fear to separate and divide us is the equivalent of the ostrich burying its head in the sand. But what are my choices? Not caring at all, or allowing myself to be worked up into a mindless frenzy to the point that…

Ooh, my little nasty one, nasty one When you gonna give me some (time, Corona?) Now I have to make a Costco run, Cosco run Standing in the back of the (line Corona) Never question things, anything, that they sing Heading for the edge of the cliff with the rest of the blind lemmings MMMMMy, my, my, ay, ay, woah! M-m-m-my Corona My Corona If we wait for summer, and the ticks come out(ticks come…

Charlie Bravo here; with the arrival of Titus, the Hat Creek Cattle Outfit,, and now The Jude Bear, I feel I have been very magnanimous in sharing the spotlight. Now the attention needs to refocus on me, so I am reminding dad by rewriting one of our favorite songs; we love you, Randy... You may think that I'm narcissistic That I think that it's all about me You may wonder why I'm not the slightest…

Wanna hear a cool story? Dad here; there are all types of dog rescues, but not all of them involve stories of neglect, abuse, or other depressing tales of woe. My buddy Gary has helped me with this page for years now, but doesn't get a lot of press, although he's a web-design and marketing genius. He's also a dog fanatic. Gary was on a business trip over in Oklahoma this week, and was preparing…

Strange occurrences aren't something to which I'm unaccustomed, but this is a whole level of strangeness to which I'm not accustomed. This page was started as a refuge from the bad news that seems to permeate social media, the improbable but true rags to royalty story of an effervescent bl black dog. Somewhere along the way the story morphed into more like that of a "family", and I remember the catalyst that prompted this change:…

Psst! Hey, Charlie! Whassup, Titus? I've been talking to Claire and Ajax, and we're pretty sure Dad's having as affair! So how did you three rocket scientists come up with that hypothesis? And why didn't you consult with the real brains of the outfit, that little spaz Marco? It was Marco that tipped us off? He's been going through Dad's debit card statements and found a suspicious buying pattern! It seems that there have been…