The Queen Mother
Hey, Charlie... What's up, Dad? As long as we've been together, I somehow feel obligated to wish you a happy mother's day; but we both know that your time in the crate removed that opportunity. So, what do I say? Just say "Happy Mother's Day, Charlie! " Although I've never sported a litter of Charlettes, I still consider myself a mother. How so, O wise one? I think being a mother can also be a…